Election Defeat is ultimate 'zero hours Contract'
Ed Milliband was heard saying 'There's no guarantee of work and we have to hang around, looking willing, with no idea if we'll still be here in 2 months
written by Ella Davide, 31 March 2015
Do-nothing-Dave Pledges To Create Two Million Extra Jobs
,....plus a cure for cancer, total world peace, trains that run on time and a free curlywurly for everyone!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 March 2015
PM Says Britain Needs To Take Cuts 'Medicine'.
Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Part 6 cometh if Torys win election.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 March 2015
B&Q Owner To Shut 60 Stores Amid Profit Slump
....talk about DIY!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 March 2015
Bush Copyright
George Bush Senior has taken out copyright on the phrase "New World Order" that he made popular. Anybody using the phrase without his permission will be sued.
written by Auntie Matter, 31 March 2015
Wuthering Heights Remake
Warner Bros are doing a remake of the classic Wuthering Heights. Tony Blair has been asked to star as Heathcliff and J.K.Rowling as Catherine.
written by Auntie Matter, 31 March 2015
