Slain Russian opposition leader's girlfriend adopts the Sphynx Position
See No Evil, Hear No Evil advice coincides with Moscow's broken CCTV system on night of the shooting
written by queen mudder, 03 March 2015
Crazed woman digs up dad's grave, finds only cigarettes and vodka
Now WTF did Pa hide the TV remote control?
written by queen mudder, 03 March 2015
Hundreds of Pakistani parents jailed for refusing to indoctrinate kids
Ah, make that vaccinate, the brainwashing's just fine
written by queen mudder, 03 March 2015
Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State
It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law.
written by Moose, 03 March 2015
Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict
Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
written by Trinculoman, 03 March 2015
