English clubs form own Champions League!
Because English clubs perform so terribly in Europe the FA has withdrawn all teams and from a GB competition; at least there's a chance of an English club winning that, in Europe, no chance!
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Archbishop Of Canterbury Reassures Anxious Fundamentalist Christians About Solar Eclipse
'This is a normal astronomical phenomenon,' the archbishop reassured anxious fundamentalist believers. 'It does not mean that God is angry with you.'
written by Swan Morrison, 19 March 2015
Tearful Duo Forms Joint Venture in US Empire
Emperor Barack I and "BooHoo" Pelosi share their sorrow over triumph of PM Netanyahu in Israeli election. They plan to go on the road with their tear-throwing act at sad-sack, Empire Liberal venues.
written by Trinculoman, 19 March 2015
