Eurovision Entries ''too original''
The UK may be heading for Eurovision failure, say critics.
There is no exhibitionist element , just melody and talent...sure to fail.....
written by Ella Davide, 11 March 2015
Clarkson considered 'too extreme'' for UKIP
Mr Clarkson's views that small, Japanese cars are best, at Fuel Economy, are too extreme, according to Thanet HQ.
written by Ella Davide, 11 March 2015
Specsavers beckons!
Visually impaired pensioner thought he was signing a 'relegate' Clarkson petition!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 March 2015
Mirror Group Phone Hacking Caused Japanese Tsunami Claims Celebrity
'I am not exaggerating,' the celebrity told the High Court in London, 'either due to justifiable anger or a wish to maximise a damages payment.'
written by Swan Morrison, 11 March 2015
Yeti Encountered In Himalayas
'This event might have provided conclusive, photographic proof of the yeti,' said a spokesman. 'Sadly, all shots used selfie sticks, and the creatures were obscured by the photographer's friends.'
written by Swan Morrison, 11 March 2015
Extraterrestrials Land In New York's Central Park
'This event might have provided conclusive, photographic proof of extraterrestrials,' said a spokesman. 'Sadly, all shots used selfie sticks, and the aliens were hidden by the photographers' friends.'
written by Swan Morrison, 11 March 2015
3 teenage girls kidnapped by ISIS eagles!
Reports that 3 teenage girls voluntarily joined ISIS is not true! Fact is they were kidnapped by a squadron of swooping ISIS eagles whilst listening to Justin Bieber on their I phones, a deadly sin!
written by unknown
Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill
President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing US Secretary of the Treasury. Jack Lew, to replace George Washington with Harriet Tubman on the dollar bill.
written by Moose, 11 March 2015
Afford This
David Cameron has promised to double the amount of "cut price started homes" so expect a shanty town to be built on the outskirts of Leeds
written by Backandtotheleft, 11 March 2015
