Man Attacks Disabled Father With Mounted Antlers
Claims the disability is all in the head, generations of ancestors all had mounted antlers and never moaned about it
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
Apple Boss Says Invasion Of Privacy Is A 'Basic Human Fright''
Blames George W Bush and Tony Blair for starting the hysteria that scammed the whole world
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
Palace Says Prince William Will Tackle China Trade
Yeah, just what we need, another taxpayer-funded scrounger flogging cups and saucers to the foreign masses
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
Netanyahu heads to USA for hysteric showdown
Bookies offer odds of 5/4ON that the visit will end with massive punch up in the Fright House
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
Jihadi beheader Emwazi said MI5 made him feel like 'a dead man wanking'
Always suspected necrophilia his abuse of choice!
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
WTF 'Prince William's Japan visit rekindles memories of Diana'??
Something about that fucked-up Fukushima nuclear reactor reminding William about the ex-Princess of Wales?
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
Accused American sex offender minister arrested in Brazil waxing salon
Claims to be Minister for Foreign Affairs, requiring lots of de-hailing in the private quarters
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
FEMA finds evidence of fraud in Sandy reports
Hurricane Sandy? Or Clinton con man Sandy Berger, biggest Dem asshole since Al Gore
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
What do NYC feminists really, really want in a man?
Same as everybody else - a big cock, plenty of dosh and clean underpants
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
New York Toast says Gwynnie Paltrow is getting into the Juice game
Actress appears to be major investor in Canary Juice futures, makers of truth drug sodium Pentothal.
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
Google backpeddles in new porn policy, erases millions of ancient hookers from the net
'Let that be a lesson to all scrubbers over the age of 30,' CEO Larry Page says, 'including that silly tart Chelsea.'
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
Hosedown news as Israeli mole flushes out Assad chemical weapons cache
The dictator was storing sarin in his palace's chemical composting toilet, a birthday present from Prince Charles
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
Ebola-suspected student claims hospital treated her like a nutter
Suing the NYC Mammorial Hospital for putting her in straight jacket instead of taking her temperature and taking her seriously
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
Missing Swedish 15 year old with Ass Purgers found at Penn Station
Claims she'd been sent there to have colonic irrigation treatment for a minor stutter
written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
