Emperor Announces Latest Strategy for Dealing with ISIS
Palace released Emperor Barack I's plan for handling ISIS terrorists.A video compilation of all the Emperor's speechs will be prepared and hacked into the ISIS Net with a goal of boring them to death.
written by Trinculoman, 08 June 2015
Being Obese is now good for you
Yes, being obese can actually HELP you recover from a heart attack, that's if it wasn't FATAL
written by Ella Davide, 08 June 2015
Oscar Pistorius: time served?
Oscar Pistorius will be freed from prison after serving 8 months of his 5-year sentence for murdering girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. The reason? "White lives don't matter," South African officials say.
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
EPA warns Mother Nature's volcanic offspring
The U. S. Environmental Protection Agency said Indonesia's Sinabung volcano would be arrested had it spewed pollutants in the U. S. and warned American volcanoes "not to contribute to global warming."
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
Hillary tells fan to "go to the end of the line"
Presidential hopeful Hillary told a fan seeking her autograph "go to the end of the line, unless you're donating millions to the Clinton Foundation." Hillary claims to champion "the little people."
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
Chris Christie shows his true colors (again)
Taking time out from blocking bridge traffic into "his" state, New Jersey governor Chris Christie railed against Sen. Rand Paul for being patriotic enough to halt the unconstitutional "Patriot" Act.
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
Morocco to sue Jennifer Lopez's ass off
Moronic Morocco is suing J Lo for her "offensive" ass. No complaints were made about other female dancers' assets or male dancers grabbing their crotches. J Lo vows to "keep shaking my moneymaker."
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
