Imperial Palace Announces New Prestigious Appointment
Barack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.
written by Trinculoman, 30 June 2015
Trump Announces Post-Presidential Election Mandate
His Donaldship revealed:new Capital will be Atlantic City renamed Trumptopia; guys must wear Trump wigs; gals must wear skimpy handmaiden togs & be his 'Apprentices';and Rosie O'Donnell to be skinned.
written by Trinculoman, 30 June 2015
Isis Desperate
Running out of people to behead, Isis militants have begun beheading themselves... for Allah.
written by Auntie Matter, 30 June 2015
