Santorum's Presidential Key Wish Evokes Classic Movie Character
Close insiders at Campaign Santorum know that their hopeful's key wish for a Presidential victory would be like that of the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz -- to somehow obtain a brain.
written by Trinculoman, 27 June 2015
Donald Trump bans Scottish Nationalists from playing at his golf course
Apparently bags of human excrement dumped at the 19th hole proved DNA positive for ScotsGnats' leader Nicola Sturgeon, yuck!
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Cardinal Dolan and Gov Chris Christie freak out about gay marriage ruling
Critics respond that they two old fogeys will just have to get a divorce like all other warring couples
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
WTF '20 gay-marriage jokes that ultimately helped lobotomize it?'
Surely, legitimize it??
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Woman climbs up flagpole, takes down Confederate Flag and hoists own panties
Cheering locals then snap her descent down the flagpole and post pics on their InstaBareFannyGram accounts
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Rand Paul Plans For the Future Post-Presidential Race
When his Presidential aspirations finally flush out, Rand Paul plans to team up with his Dad to go on the road with a dual crackpot Libertarian rapping act called The Hillbilly Isolato-Fed Busters.
written by Trinculoman, 27 June 2015
