Greek tourists abandon Greek Islands!
Tourists flocking to the sun on Greek Islands have been seen boarding abandoned rowing boats in the hope of escaping those who abandoned them! People smugglers were happy to hold out their hands!
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Man United buy 5000 new players!
It has been confirmed that United are so determined to win the EPL again they have purchased 5000 new players according to the Daily Star, a serious tabloid!
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Spanish village kills Jews!
An innocent Spanish village called Fort Kill Jews has been forced to change its name because there are no Jews living there and rumours circulating the area swear the mayor is a reincarnated Hitler!
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Paris Hilton's "Quote, Unquote"
Social butterfly Paris Hilton's "Quote, Unquote" has just been published. Sample? "At first, I wanted to be a veterinarian, but then I thought, a diet of all fruits and vegetables would get boring."
written by Gee Pee, 22 June 2015
London Underground Reveals Night Tube Map....
"Let your Oyster start a journey through a strange new world
Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before
Let the tube take you where you long to be.
.....knee deep in vomit on the floor".
written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2015
Pope's Encyclical Breaks New Ground for Vatican Ventures
CEO Francis of Catholicism Inc,DBA Vatican Ventures hyped VVs latest spinoff: GenuFlectaForecast. His Popeship will be key anchor on the VV Web channel,touting 24/7 the moral hazard of climate change.
written by Trinculoman, 22 June 2015
