Dog Barks Up Wrong Tree
Early this afternoon, a dog was seen in Central Park barking up a tree. The dog was embarrassed when he realized he had been barking for 30 minutes, and no squirrels were home to answer.
written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 20 June 2015
Outdoorsman Fails to Find Elusive Mythical Creatures
After spending 3 weeks searching in Yosemite National Park, outdoorsman Lewis Clark concedes that there is no such thing as happy campers.
written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 20 June 2015
Don Quixote Surrenders in Texas
After several weeks of battling wind farms in western Texas Don Quixote surrenders to local authorities. After his sentence he plans to use his jousting skills to compete in the 2024 Summer Olympics.
written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 20 June 2015
South Carolina Removes Confederate Flag
South Carolina officials reluctantly removed the controversial confederate flag that they proudly flew above their state capital building in Charleston. It was subsequently replaced with a Nazi flag.
written by Dick Sheerer, 20 June 2015
Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year
Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016.
written by Moose, 20 June 2015
