A CALILFORNIA DROUGHT SOLUTION
To conserve water Mrs. Heidie Helfman is not filling her swimming pool with water. Instead, she is filling her pool with sand and hopes to set a new Guinness record for a sand box.
written by Martin Jaeger, 02 June 2015
No more patriots, U. S. Senate decrees
The U. S. Senate has allowed the Patriot Act to expire. Henceforth, Sen. Mitch McConnell assures Americans, "citizens are no longer permitted to love their country or to express such devotion."
written by Gee Pee, 02 June 2015
Hillary tells fan to "go to the end of the line"
Presidential hopeful Hillary told a fan seeking her autograph "go to the end of the line, unless you're donating millions to the Clinton Foundation." Hillary claims to champion "the little people."
written by Gee Pee, 02 June 2015
Sanders Makes An Announcement Amending His Candidacy
Congressperson Sanders from Lulumont said today her new name is Bernice and that she's contesting the Democratic Party's nomination for HeadBroad-USA,adding:Hillary's got no sole claim to big panties!
written by Trinculoman, 02 June 2015
