Man Falls to Death from Undercarriage of British Airways Flight
Apparently he was here on a flying visit and was planning to drop in on a friend.
written by Simon Saunders, 19 June 2015
Man Gets Rich off of Thoughts
Venture capitalist Jebidiah Goldschmidt has been getting rich investing in the thought business since everyone is putting their two cents in but he only pays a penny for their thoughts.
written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 19 June 2015
Brian Williams Finds A Suitable Broadcast Home
Outcast Williams will join the denizens of the MSNBC loony bin, finding an apt dive among likes of Feminazi Madow, Fraudster Sharpton, and Loony Matthews. All TV bozos in one venue: a bizarre nirvana.
written by Trinculoman, 19 June 2015
Prince Michael II changes name
To avoid further bullying due to his ridiculous nickname, "Blanket" (Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael II) has changed his nickname to "Sheets and Pillow Case" or "Bedding," for short.
written by Gee Pee, 19 June 2015
