U.S tourists demand compensation
We assumed the Tour De France would be a coach ride round, like France, Europe - we didn't think we'd have to cycle and we want our dollars back - We gonna sue that Napoleon!
written by Ella Davide, 18 June 2015
Pope promises to make world a better place; he's resigning!
Pope Francis, a beaming light in a world full of misery, wars, confilcts, etc, has promised to make the planet a better place and is resigning! Thank the heavens, surely this is God speaking to us!
written by unknown
Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else
Rachel Dolezal lambasted Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, for pretending to be someone else.
written by Moose, 18 June 2015
Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill
U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill.
written by Moose, 18 June 2015
Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?
The U.S. Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew, said Wednesday it will introduce a $3 bill with an LGBT community member's portrait
written by Moose, 18 June 2015
What a load of hot air as Pope launches Globule Warming report
Fracking fraternity says the poisonois old gas bag is full of Zyklon-B!
written by queen mudder, 18 June 2015
Donald Trump Chokes On Hair Ball
In a long-winded speech announcing his candidacy for president Donald Trump swallowed a mouthful of hair that dropped from his forehead. Paramedics sheered it from his scalp exposing two horns there.
written by Dick Sheerer, 18 June 2015
