5 Million Immigrants to invade Britain
According to the Maily Dale, millions of Economic Migrants threaten Britain's shores with young, intelligent people, willing to work hard and speaking excellent English.It's a disgrace!
written by Ella Davide, 14 June 2015
Loose lips will win, Dunham wagers
Jimmy Fallon has agreed to a lip sync duel with Lena Dunham. He bets his lips will win the contest, while she's wagering her labia.
written by Gee Pee, 14 June 2015
First human head transplant predicted
Italian surgeons predict that the first human head transplant could occur by 2017, but admit a man may not "accept" the replacement of the glans of his penis with the head of another man's cock.
written by Gee Pee, 14 June 2015
U. S. government report points blame at itself
The CIA's report on the 911 terrorist attack on New York's World Trace Center attributes the 5,000 resulting deaths to "gross government incompetence," and calls for more taxes to "fix" the problem.
written by Gee Pee, 14 June 2015
Pro Sports Comes Out Of The Closet
The three biggest sports leagues issued a joint press release admitting that football, baseball, and basketball sports are homosexual athletic activities. So the male ban against women will continue.
written by Dick Sheerer, 14 June 2015
