Kerry's Leg Break Will Enhance His Utility
Brussel's dudocrats are delighted with the Kerry mishap. With his leg in a cast it will be much easier to wield Monsieur MopHead in swabbing out EU sh#t holes. Felicitations pour Le Balai a Laver!
written by Trinculoman, 01 June 2015
Plane shuns darkened skies
A solar-powered plane attempting to circle the globe without a drop of fuel made an unscheduled landing when afternoon skies became overcast. Passengers arrived uninjured (this time).
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
Beijing enacts smoking ban
Chinese officials announced that, in an effort to enforce a recent ban on smoking, Beijing will behead anyone who smokes in the capital city. Dipping snuff is permitted "for the moment."
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
Malaysian Airlines nearly bankrupt
According to its new German CEO, Malaysian Airlines is "essentially bankrupt," but, he says "it's safe to fly," adding, "Ask for a seat next to an emergency exit and brush up on your survival skills."
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
92-year-old woman sets marathon record
Harriette Thompson, 92, set a marathon record as the oldest crone ever to compete in the race. Next, she hopes to set the same record in Athens, Thessaloniki, and "maybe" Triploi.
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
Microsoft releases Windows 10
Microsoft's founder, Bill Gates, in announcing the release of his company's latest version of Windows, vows, "We're going to do it until we get it right."
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
