Grumpy Trumpy
Grumpy Trumpy made quite a squall,
Grumpy Trumpy had a great fall.
All of Ailes' minions and all of Ailes' pundits
Couldn't put his Party together again.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 31 July 2015
Pirates' Cruise Ship Snack Attack
A motley crew of swashbuckling pirates commandeered a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Somalia and demanded 10 million dollars until the buccaneers dined in the cafeteria and died of food poisoning
written by Dick Sheerer, 31 July 2015
