Snippets on Sale Again
Okay our last sale was so popular we ran clean out of snippets. So now were going to offer a buy-back program. 100 snippets for the price of 1, that's our final offer. Don't be shy watch them fly!
written by Jean Le Fete, 30 July 2015
F1 Women Drivers...Tut!
Dizzy blonde F1 driver Maria de Villota recalls she crashed hitting a tree. "It wasn't my fault" sha said "I beeped the horn!". Villota has since secured a job as a lollipop woman on a one way street.
written by The Big C O Jones, 30 July 2015
It's a Shame about Shane
The anniversary of 80's TV star Paul Shane who died last year was celebrated today. Buried 80ft in the ground; the vicar asked attendees 'How Hi di hi?'. the mourners replying 'Very Low di Low'.
written by The Big C O Jones, 30 July 2015
Bond Bound and Gagged
World famous secret agent James Bond took full responsibility for the fall of the British Empire. His ostentatious acts of sexual depravity, and indiscretions lead to the fall of Western democracies.
written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
Chris Christi Licks Sickness
As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease
written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
Self Righteous Wing Extremism
From the summit of Mt. Appalachia with arms raised skyward in a flagrant display of pompous pride and pretentiousness, self-ordained Pope Rick Santorum decreed that he and only he is holier than thou.
written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
US Victim of OPEC Coup
In a sneakily sinister scheme the Oil Pumping Evil Countries (OPEC) dropped the price of crude oil to two cents per barrel, then conquered the US when consumers choked to death from car exhaust fumes.
written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
Mike Huckabee Sees God
GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee (Huckleberry Finn's illegitimate great grandson), claimed to be god almighty, swearing, "May god strike me dead if I'm lying". He hasn't been seen ever since.
written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
New Law of Physics Discovered
Citing wrestler Hulk Hogan as evidence, renowned super genius Stephen Hawking proved that one's intellectual capacity decreases in direct proportion to increased physical strength and athletic ability
written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
