Lindsay Graham On Iraq Mission
Republican senator Lindsay Graham flew to Iraq and met with the leaders of ISIS to discuss joining their army and volunteer his services as a suicide bomber - a position for which he is well qualified
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
Decoy Saves Trump
A Mexican hit squad stormed into the lobby of Trump Tower and opened fire on a cardboard replica of Donald Trump while Mr. Trump hid in the janitor's closet like the sniveling coward that he truly is.
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
Rubio In Exile
Marco "Cholo" Rubio was apprehended in a Miami ghetto, handcuffed, beaten, and detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents pending his deportation right back to Cuba where he belongs.
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
ATF Issues New Rules
Officials at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fire Arms mailed notices to every U.S. citizen announcing that all beer, cigars, and assault rifles will now be available at 50% off the regular price.
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
Rail workers near-miss with 100mph train
....."what der feck was dat!"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 July 2015
U.S. Newest IPO
Wall Street Brokerage firms are popping champagne corks anticipating making a killing from the latest public listing. Shares in The United States of America, Inc. are currently trading at -$00.0002.
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
Carly Fiorina Scent To Pope Francis
While attending a solemn mass with Pope Francis at the Sistine Chapel to pay homage in commemoration of the patron saint of impurity, Carly Fiorina let loose a long, loud, wet, and malodorous fart.
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
Disaster Prediction Accurate
Scientists are absolutely certain that a series of cataclysmic events will occur next month including holocausts, Armageddons, and apocalypses. You may send your money to The Spoof for safe keeping.
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
The Story Of The Century
Media outlets around the world including every print publication, broadcasting network, and internet portal, are reporting the most sensational news story in the history of journalism. Not The Spoof.
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
Sarah Palin Victim Of Shark Attack
An ill-timed swim in shark-infested waters off the coast of Alaska caused a feeding frenzy when sharks tore huge chunks of flesh from the breast and buttocks of menstruating matriarch Sarah Palin.
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
Bill Gates Donates Prized Possession
In a move to end all the ills of the world in one fell swoop Microsoft CEO and philanthropist Bill Gates made the ultimate sacrifice by relinquishing his left testicle and dispersing it among the poor
written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
