Music Mogul Simon Cowell Distraught After The Death Of His Beloved Mother
It's believed Cowell will begin holding nationwide open auditions beginning early next month in his quest for a replacement mother. Followed by a new ITV show 'The Mum Factor.'
written by Simon Saunders, 10 July 2015
Former Pope Under House Arrest
Joseph Ratzinger (alias Pope Benedict XVI) AKA "Benny The Rat", remains under house arrest in a dank dungeon under a house within the Vatican compound conjuring demons via child sacrifice Ex Cathedra.
written by Dick Sheerer, 10 July 2015
Pope Excommunicated!
Former nightclub bouncer Jorge Mario Bergoglio, AKA "Pope Francis", was officially excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church for sacrilegious acts by refusing to participate its Satanic rituals.
written by Dick Sheerer, 10 July 2015
