Surprising discovery jogs woman's fading memory
Wakes up with half a gram of coke up her nostrils, suddenly remembers she's a researcher working for Amnesiacs Anonymous
written by queen mudder, 31 January 2015
Doctor fed up with measles outbreak blames defrocked Brit quack
Andrew Wakefield's contribution to 21st century medicine now includes the latest US pandemic yet Obummercare handouts keep him employed as a practitioner in Texas. Jeez.
written by queen mudder, 31 January 2015
Jeb Bush is schizoid about marijuana according to Rand Paul
Jailed thousands of Florida dopers while Governor before admitting he's smoked plenty himself since before high school
written by queen mudder, 31 January 2015
President Obama Issues Executive Order Directing All US Drivers to Switch to the Left
US President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing all US drivers to switch to the left side.
written by Moose, 31 January 2015
Toronto Voted World's Most Livable City
But does Rob Ford get any thanks or credit...?
written by Michael Egan, 31 January 2015
Obama Is Knight of Malta
Pope Francis has made President Obama an honorary Knight of Malta. He will take on the name of Constantine.
written by Auntie Matter, 31 January 2015
