Sofas Used For Illegal Money Laundering
A man and a woman are today helping police with an investigation into money laundering in Scunthorpe. The couple, fishmongers, were using a steam cleaner to wash smelly banknotes in a sofa cushion.
written by Auntie Jean, 03 January 2015
Miners Obtained For Prince Amdrew - Shock Allegations
False allegations have been made against Prince Amdrew, claiming that a lawyer with a bad record (Gary Glitter's 'leader of the pack') procured 15 coal miners for him to share dirty baths with.
written by Auntie Jean, 03 January 2015
Huge Horse Crap Swindle Exposed
14 people have been arrested this morning across the U.S. after a six month long surveillance. The gang are alleged to have sold horse shit to farmers, telling them it would help vegetables to grow.
written by Auntie Jean, 03 January 2015
