Irritable General Colon Bowel Syndrome flare-up among Israel-Hezbollah might be over
Colonic Irrigation Regiment sent in to flush out anyone crapping on tentative piss talks
written by queen mudder, 29 January 2015
Suitcase with partially eaten human remains and cornflakes found on San Francisco sidewalk
Cops are on the lookout for a cannibalistic cereal killer
written by queen mudder, 29 January 2015
Man orders pizza during four hour standoff
That's gotta be the longest 'Your Pizza Delivery Will Be With You In Fifteen Minutes' telephone lie in the history of quattro stagioni
written by queen mudder, 29 January 2015
ISIS stop beheading!
Relieving news is reaching us from Iraq, ISIS have vowed not to behead anybody anymore, therefore they will kidnap babies and spike them on their bayonets; lovely bunch!
written by unknown
Diego Costa is a reincarnated pitbull!
Blood samples taken from Chelsea's Diego Costa have proven he has the genetic make up of a pitbull! Mourinho is thinking about buying Suarez so he can unleash an unbeatable canine duo into the EPL!
written by unknown
