New Irish Anti-Terrorism Laws
Under new anti-terrorism laws, Irish pensioners seeking rent assistance of 20 Euros or more per week must submit medical records and sperm count.
written by Auntie Matter, 28 January 2015
Apple make huge profits!
An apple a day obviously keeps the doctor away! The consumers of apples have created huge global profits and consumers are munching daily whilst spitting out "soft-micro maggots"!
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Greece promise not to default!
The new governing party in Greece has promised not to default on its huge debt to the Euro zone and they are willing to pay back the debt with several million portions of Feta cheese!
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German giants bash Tesco!
Giant Brit supermarket, Tesco, are closing 43 stores! One reason is they are being bashed by German giants, Lidl and Aldi! It seems the Brits love a cheap Bratwurst stuck in sauerkraut; Fraulein!
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Climate Change Stabilizes After Old Gassy Dog Dies
Methane levels in the world have dropped significantly since Fido, age 16, passed away last month.
written by Moe Nightwalker, 28 January 2015
