Clean - Shaven Cat sues makers of Whiskers
Whiskers cat- meats implies ALL cats are unshaven...not true, say '3 Out of 10 Cats. uk.org
written by Ella Davide, 25 January 2015
Scamatology To Buy Showtime, Run Anti-HBO Programming 24/7
Discovering that HBO is airing a documentary about them, Scamatology has purchased Showtime to run anti-HBO programming. Donald Trump also offered to buy Showtime, but Showtime preferred the cult.
written by Al N., 25 January 2015
Clean - Shaven Cat sues makers of Whiskers
Whiskers cat- meats implies ALL cats are unshaven...not true, say '3 Out of 10 Cats. uk.org
written by Ella Davide, 25 January 2015
Scamatology To Buy Showtime, Run Anti-HBO Programming 24/7
Discovering that HBO is airing a documentary about them, Scamatology has purchased Showtime to run anti-HBO programming. Donald Trump also offered to buy Showtime, but Showtime preferred the cult.
written by Al N., 25 January 2015
Palace Issues Imperial Edict On Israeli Prime Minister
WashDC-Barack I,Emperor of Americas,proclaimed that PM Netanyahu is persona non grata in the US Empire. An unnamed palace source-since hung-leaked that Barack feared stark contrast with Bibi's balls.
written by Trinculoman, 25 January 2015
CNN warn cash point queues!
CNN issue following warning: Do not approach rather plump Asian looking men waiting at global cash points; damn suicide bombers will do anything to finance their terror action, even stand in a queue!
written by unknown
New England Patriots accused of replacing Indianapolis Colts with a deflated team
That would explain a lot.
written by Jeff Brone, 25 January 2015
