MI5 agents will testify in disguise at NY terror trial
Mostly Richard Nixon masks, Anna Nicole Smith-type breasts and Kim Kardashian butts...
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia is dead at 90
Doctors say he died of Wahabbist complications and a Jack Daniels diet.
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
Sick Toad operator gave cash, vacations to celebrate '420' court hears
Absolutely nothing to do with the notorious Silk Road dope peddling website, Your Honor. Completely different case.
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
Giant asteroid to zip past earth this weekend
Yeah, I know, probably cause mayhem in Aquarians' astrology charts - but then that's The Cosmos for you.
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
Drone carrying Mayor De Blasio crashes into parking lot
Correction! That should read '...carrying meth...' and not NYC's clean-living law abiding mayor.
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
Georgia High School basketball coach bites another coach's face
Says he accidentally mistook it for a double cheeseburger amid poor visibility during last week's match.
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
Measles outbreak at Disney theme parks, hundreds infested
Emergency respinders demand all visitors to the attraction first wade through a sheep dip to kill off any toxins...you have been warned!
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
Kids' dancing genitals video not 'smutty enough' for Swedes
However turnips and parsnips really loved it, apparently just the right mix of muck and filth.
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
Atomic scacremongers say we're two minutes closer to doomsday
Annual catastrophe prediction season off to yet another Global Warming frying start.
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
Hermaphrodite pussy to undergo gender reassignment surgery
Veterinarians will transplant Kitty's six inch whiskers from her bottom to their new home around her snout. Miaoo...
written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
