Fox News terrorism "expert" says sorry after admitting he didn't do his homework on Birmingham
Steve Emerson had earlier claimed his dog ate it. He considers it extremely unfair he's been ridiculed the planet over instead of getting the usual punishment of detention and 100 lines.
written by Simon Saunders, 12 January 2015
James Rodriguez wins FIFA goal of the year award
He beat off competition from ladies footballer Stephanie Roche. FIFA pres. Sepp Blatter says she may have won if she'd been wearing tighter shorts.
written by Simon Saunders, 12 January 2015
Crayola sorry after their Facebook page was full of breasts and sex jokes all weekend
They now say they want to draw a line under the embarrassing incident. With a crayon.
written by Simon Saunders, 12 January 2015
Thousands Phone In After Isle Of Wight Flips Over In High Seas
Thousands of people reported yesterday that the Isle of Wight had capsized. But the Island, which could clearly be seen to be upside down due to freak "mirage-like" conditions, soon righted itself.
written by Auntie Jean, 12 January 2015
UK Raises Terror Alert
Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that the Terror Rating has been raised to its highest level and that the Channel Tunnel will be filled with concrete within 48 hours.
written by Mark James, 12 January 2015
UK Ebola nurse no longer 'critical'
UK nurse Pauline Cafferkey showing signs of improvement. Katie Hopkins said to be relieved - "celebrating with crate of Irn Bru and her favourite sweaty socks".
written by Mark James, 12 January 2015
'My Healthy - Eating Night of Hell
Jaggur nearly OD'd on Broccoli - Quiche.
written by Ella Davide, 12 January 2015
White Van driver doesn't drive up ass of car in front
Motorway Cops urge the public to report any other such instances, especially Taxi Drivers not performing U - Turns ,Mid road
written by Ella Davide, 12 January 2015
