Paris Hilton hires $100,000 full-time nanny for new pooch Beau
Just goes to show the daft woman is barking mad
written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
Teacher who had sex with student threatened victim with peanut-flavored donut
Silly cow ended up being charged with a salt
written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
French intelligence stopped tracking Paris terrorist cell last year
Sounds like Inspector Clouseau is back!
written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
Paris deli gunman borrowed Mom's wedding dress for jihadi vid
Long white dress probably didn't go down well in Moscow audiences where cross-dressers of all persuasions have just been banned from driving on mental grounds
written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
Parents arrested after baby told to put gun in cop's mouth
Darn reality TV shows starting them so young these daze
written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
'Nothing unreasonable about cop using stun gun on 76-year-old lawyer?'
Correction! That should read: 'Nothing unreasonable' about cop using stun gun on 76-year-old: lawyer. Glad that's that one cleared up.
written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
La Dolce Latte star Anita Egg-Bug is dead
Tributes pore in for the RIP blonde whose movie debut Gorgon Zola was deemed too cheesy for French audiences
written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
A&E Cleaner diagnoses patient
A lack of Medics has led to ancillary staff diagnosing disease. 'They're all very ill', say hospital Charts concerned
written by Ella Davide, 11 January 2015
Prince of Wales in Parisien Drug mix- up
The Heir to the Throne couldn't resist showing off his French in a Pigalle Nite club, introducing himself with :'Je suis Charlie'....the Prince was then held at knife point by 3 Cocaine Dealers.
written by Ella Davide, 11 January 2015
