Pope applies for Paternity Leave
Then remembers he's not supposed to bonk
written by Ella Davide, 09 February 2015
Doner Kebab Mystery - Giant Kebab legged Sheep Found On Isle Of Wight
A giant sheep breeding farm in the Isle of Wight is the home of the fabled doner kebab lamb according to David Attleborough. The creature has been secretly bred for doner kebabs by Turkish chefs.
written by Auntie Jean, 09 February 2015
Greece refuse to bow to Merkel!
Greece refuses to bow to Merkel's demands and now she is getting really serious!Angie has threatened to get out her Dominatrix whip and spank their bums if they don't pay up!
written by unknown
Straw houses on sale in the UK!
Credit wolves, bank crisis, corrupt Building Societies and bank managers have launched a new project in the UK; houses made of straw! 3 piggies took up an option and got blown away!
written by unknown
"Orange Clothes" Formerly Known As "Orange Clothes" Rocks Granny Awards
The annual Granny music industry awards were once again a platform for convention and conformity last night as stars and clothes formerly known as orange clothes presented awards to artistes.
written by Auntie Jean, 09 February 2015
M.P. Eric Pixels Denies Making Garibaldi Biscuits By Sitting On Eccles Cakes
M.P. Eric Pixels denied moonlighting by making Garibaldi biscuits by sitting on House of Commons Eccles Cakes. The larger than life M.P. claims he was using them for an organic "pile cushion".
written by Auntie Jean, 09 February 2015
Garibaldi Glam Rock Star Helping Police Investigation
Rock Star Garibaldi, whose 1970's trademark was to leap out of boxes of biscuits at Women's Institute gatherings, splitting open his pants in the process is being investigated for dunking offences.
written by Auntie Jean, 09 February 2015
