Who else should FX cast in its OJ Simpson mini-series asks beleaguered online hack
Hopefully not too many members of the Houston Family if the website's comments box is to be believed
written by queen mudder, 08 February 2015
Isle Of Wight News - Police Investigate EBay Tourist Attraction Auction
Police swooped on a flat in Peckham today and siezed a 50 metre high chalk tourist attraction. Advertised on EBay as The Needles, ex I.O.W. with a reserve price of £1M, the rock was confiscated.
written by Auntie Jean, 08 February 2015
Named: five NYC spots that have the coolest playlists around
They are Zitville, Blackheads Anonymous, Pimple Express, The Carbuncle Club and the Downtown Pus Store. Yuck!
written by queen mudder, 08 February 2015
Little-known dealer 'could be the downfall of 'Herbalife'
Yeah, someone's pulling the plug on Skanky Dave, skunk dealer to the Nasdaq and other stuff
written by queen mudder, 08 February 2015
Next subprime bubble to burst?
I'm guessing it's Michelle Obama's plastic surgery loan portfolio
written by queen mudder, 08 February 2015
Revealed: China's secret plan to topple the US as the world's superpower
Hexed fortune cookies the secret ingredient to turn all dumb Muricans Chinese
written by queen mudder, 08 February 2015
Necrophilia special, read all about it!
'Charles Manson's fiancée wanted to marry him for his corpse' says New York Toast.
written by queen mudder, 08 February 2015
Tory Toffs
The Tories say that the "North will not be left behind" as Britain prospers. Of course it won't. We'll be concreted over to make a car park for everyone in London's second cars
written by Backandtotheleft, 08 February 2015
Stupid Kid Back Then
Experts are warning parents against the dangers of "Loom bands" as 4 children got them stuck up in their nose. Shouldn't we just be warning parents about the stupidity of their children?
written by Backandtotheleft, 08 February 2015
Statistics
Deaths from heart disease are falling as more Brits commit suicide at a earlier age
written by Backandtotheleft, 08 February 2015
The Grim Face Of Politics
Ed Miliband, Alex Salmond and Stephen Gault in a governmental coalition? The political equivalent of wanking with sandpaper
written by Backandtotheleft, 08 February 2015
Birth of a Nation!
More like 'Miscarriage of a nation!"
written by unknown