Snow storm blankets Midwest, creeps Northeast?
Sounds like instructions for the perfect holiday if you can guarantee 'creeps' banished well away from your ideal ski resort
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2015
Woman dials wrong number, offers defective drugs
Being reported to the International Marijuana Standards Council for touting a bunch of past-sell-by-date moldy weed
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2015
School discovers huge $200K cache in cash and gold in lockers
Sounds like fifth graders were playing the stock market instead of learning their twelve times table!
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2015
Python Patrols hunt down invasive snake infestation in Florida
Something about the right wing GOP state that attracts the critters
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2015
Pope will again wash feet, Fetishists object
Pope Francis' Easter Gesture of Symbolic Foot - Washing disrespects the Sensuality of dirty feet, say Foot Feshisists
written by Ella Davide, 03 February 2015
Things are hotting up in eastern Ukraine!
Putin is making sure that the world continues to tumble towards a non-return precipice by supporting the Ukraine separatists; let's hope Kim Jong-un supplies the Ukrainians with weapons not us!
written by unknown
Savile Inquiry.
Savile Inquiry: Scotland Yard have announced that the paedophile charge against Lord Tintin has been dropped after the Peer fortunately died last week of old age. The case is expected to drag on for another ten years to ensure all similar suspects are dead and forgotten.
written by Auntie Matter, 03 February 2015
County Of Somerset Clearly Visible At Low Tide
Church spires have been spotted sticking out of the flood waters in Somerset by search and rescue helicopters this morning. Divers are hoping that several towns may be intact beneath the murky water.
written by Auntie Jean, 03 February 2015
