Star Wars In Doubt
R2D2 failed an MOT and may be scrapped as filming on Star Wars Vee One-ty One starts. Cast members reported smells emanating from the droid, whose fate may depend on sourcing a catalytic converter.
written by antoine, 26 February 2015
Modern Icons feel undermined
The Destruction of Icons in ancient Ninnevah, Iraq, ignores such modern icons as Lady Gaga and Delboy. The attackers didn't even consider Madame Tussauds, London, philistines
written by Ella Davide, 26 February 2015
Jihadi John s**t his self
27 year old Mohammed Emwazi, from London, has been admitted to Syria's "Kill the Infidels Clinic" with uncontrollable diarrhoea, following a news bulletin in which he was uncovered as 'Jihadi John'.
written by antoine, 26 February 2015
Madonna blames Brit Awards trip on cloak
....or was it 'the real thing' I wonder?.....typo's rule!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 26 February 2015
