Ancient Hercules statue returning to Italy 2,500 years after theft
Damn Etruscan thieves sentenced to 12 months community service after pleading guilty to smash and grab
written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
Counter-Terror official charged with soliciting sex from a miner...
...forty-inner and his daughter Clementine
written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
Iran's Revolutionary Guard attacks a rocky outcrop in Shatt Al-Arab
The Ayatollah's special forces blew up and destroyed the twin rock mounds after Saudis mocked them for looking like 'The Shah of Persia's Tits'
written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
Miracle baby born fully encased in giant squid
Doctors blame OctoMom for putting ideas into the beastie
written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
Chile fisherman's close encounter with giant sperm
Exchanging bodily fluids with a seven footer sure ain't easy ... unless you learn to be very flexible
written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
Revenge photographer wants wife scrubbed from the web
Dirty pics of the filthy little slut bringing his business into disrepute
written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
Ukippers uphold Free Speech
As long as it's not in a Foreign Language
written by Ella Davide, 25 February 2015
President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force
The Obama administration has sent signals in recent days that it is moving toward a decision to mandate an all-transgender military.
written by Moose, 25 February 2015
Jesus! Free Toast !
Two slices of bread have been toasted in Belfast by Anne Tone, which do NOT contain the face of Jesus or anyone famous - however - the crust of one could be easily mistaken for Romilly Week's jaw.
written by antoine, 25 February 2015
Emperor Rejects Keystone Pipeline Due to State Security Concerns
Barack I rejected the proposed pipeline from Canada. Anonymous insiders revealed the Emperor fears for a mass incursion of Loonie Cooties from UP-NORTH,using pipe as access,burping "Ehs" as they come.
written by Trinculoman, 25 February 2015
