Exploding Moscow blowholes raise fears of deadly gas exposure
Fears that massive methane outburst from Vlad Putin's private quarters may be to blame
written by queen mudder, 24 February 2015
'Fifty Bales Of Hay'
Set on a Dorset Farm, erotica has never looked duller, with hay-saving, cable - wire, drizzle...and a dominant sheep...
written by Ella Davide, 24 February 2015
Obama Vetoes XL Pipeline Claims: "Marijuana legalization has provided the US with plenty of new pipes."
XL pipeline earns veto: "Colorado, Washington and Alaska have paved the way, we have no need for a new pipeline, marijuana legalization has provided the US with plenty of new pipes."
written by Joquhn, 24 February 2015
Nutella burns!!!
After causing a fire in Twickenham Nutella pots are now to be issued with a fire warning!!
Other glass pots not until they cause a fire too!
written by unknown
Sir Malcolm Rifkind Resigns As Chairman Of Parliament's Intelligence and Security Committee
The former Foreign Secretary resigns as chairman of Parliament's Intelligence and Security Committee after showing little intelligence and even less security in his dealings with undercover reporters.
written by Swan Morrison, 24 February 2015
The 2022 Qatar World Cup Rescheduled For November And December To Avoid Health Risks Of 40 Degree Temperatures
'It's just lucky that we spotted those temperature statistics in time,' said a relieved Fifa vice-president, Jim Boyce.
written by Swan Morrison, 24 February 2015
Pensioners Launch Campaign To Dissuade Young People From Voting
'The Government are throwing money at us because they know that we all vote,' said a typical older citizen. 'If the young'uns show any interest in voting, then we'll have to share the loot with them.'
written by Swan Morrison, 24 February 2015
French Police Study Video Of HSBC Directors
The video shows a gang of HSBC directors pushing a low income saver from a Paris metro train while chanting: 'We only help the rich to evade tax, and that's the way we like it.'
written by Swan Morrison, 24 February 2015
