Is the answer 'skeletons'??
Yes if the question is 'What's inside the closets of the Oscars' Best Actress nominees?'
written by queen mudder, 22 February 2015
Absolutely No Rickshaws as Astronauts install International Space Station parking bays for space taxis
I mean, what kind of place do you think this is?
written by queen mudder, 22 February 2015
Giuliani claims Obama doesn't love NY style pizza
In controversial remarks, former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani stated that President Obama doesn't love NY style pizza and prefers Chicago deep dish. He also mentioned that Obama doesn't love puppies.
written by Matt Greenberg, 22 February 2015
Does Governor Scott Walker know if President Obama is a Transgender Serial Rapist?
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker may find himself in the middle of a political maelstrom after failing to say that he doesn't know if President Obama is a transgender serial rapist.
written by Moose, 22 February 2015
Moaner Lisa Always Moaning
It's official. Lisa Butcher, 26, from Spalding is the biggest moaner in the country.
'It's an honour to win the Biggest Moaner Trophy,' said Lisa. 'I love moaning me. Moan, moan moan.'
written by Mr Goster, 22 February 2015
Da Vinci Wins Painting Contract
Local painter and decorator Martin Da Vinci has won a contract to paint Wythenshawe library from top to bottom, inside and out.
'It's great news,' beamed Martin.
written by Mr Goster, 22 February 2015
The Eagle Has Landed
Great news from Whipsnade Zoo today where Reg, the Golden Eagle has finally stopped sulking and come down from the top of the tree he'd been perched on. 'He's an awkward sod,' said Len, his trainer.
written by Mr Goster, 22 February 2015
Older Men and Young Women
Revealed at last... why older men are attracted to young women....
LUST!
written by Auntie Matter, 22 February 2015
Sikh people save indigenous Brits!
The world has turned a full circle, Brits raped, pillaged and robbed during the RAJ and now Sikhs living in Britain are helping down and out Brits to get a decent meal! Double standards maybe?
written by unknown