Parents urged to look out for certain symptoms if child is 'sick'
Symptoms like suddenly joining the Ku Klux Klan, supporting pro-incest legal reforms and voting Hillary 2016
written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
WTF '3 Oscar-nominated cinematographers share their favorite shots'??
Some sort of Measels, Mumps and Rubella vaccination rant, guys?
written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
Following U.S.-Iraqi compromise, U.S. predator drones to spell "I'm Sorry" in fuel exhaust
"The Iraqis will appreciate this gesture as a sincere apology," CDR Williams said, "especially those instances where we destroy their entire life in a millisecond with our hidden sky plane missiles."
written by Matt Greenberg, 21 February 2015
Profanity news as Bin Laden 'letter' allowed as evidence in terror trial
Yep, it's the Pashto tongue's 'F' word we're talking about
written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
Latest NFL player beats wife in woods, nobody around to hear it, still makes lots of sound
Answering the age old physics question, when an NFL player beats his wife in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, it still does make lots and lots of sound.
written by Matt Greenberg, 21 February 2015
NYC attorney pleads guilty to courthouse bribery scam
Hmm, any relation to that Ecuador racketeering guy, whassisname Steven Donziger?
written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
Ex-Mayor Giuliani says Obama influenced by commies since youth...
...called Vlad the Impaler Putin pulled down his pants and blew him in a Sugar Land parking lot in Texas, heheh
written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
Unfair dismissal lawsuit as police dog fired for biting cop & doughnut shop worker
Attorneys for K9 say it's a bum rap because someone should have fed the mutt some breakfast
written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
Winona Ryder stalker just wants his jacket back.
Winona Ryder's stalker was arrested Tuesday. Police claim the stalker merely wants his jacket back, which he claims was stolen from him backstage at the Oscars in 1989.
written by Matt Greenberg, 21 February 2015
In historic peace offering, Hamas delivers giant wooden horse to Israel.
In a historic showing of solidarity and peace, Hamas delivered a giant wooden horse outside the wailing wall as a gift to the democratic nation. Israeli officials responded, "are you fucking kidding?"
written by Matt Greenberg, 21 February 2015
Hitler Changes Name
Mobile DJ Andy Hitler has changed his name after his musical roadshow 'The Hit List' had no bookings last year.
It's been shit really,' said Andy. I'd never heard of the other geezer.
written by Mr Goster, 21 February 2015
All new UK girl band ISIS to tour Syria
"An explosive must-see act" Rolling Stone. "They simply blew me away" NME. "A real blast!" Mojo.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 February 2015
