Latest tongue strap news as 'Muzzled' mistress blasts free-speech-touting ex-lover
Cool it, guys, neither of you looks cute in that studded facial harness, more Hannibal Lecter than 50 Shades of Shit
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Bwahaha as hedge fund tycoon sues for lost $253K on $147M Hamptons purchase
That's at least $100m over the odds considering the cottage sits on Further Lane and not prestigeous Lily Pond Drive
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Maybe he was listening to Bob Marley's 'Catchafire' ?
Just sifting throught the rubble to find clues as Art Garfunkel's NYC penthouse burns down
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
At last, some honest talk about Kanye West's fashion design genius:
Kelly Cutrone slams West: 'He's a joke as a fashion designer'. Hear, hear.
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Bulldozer bait as Rosie O'Donnell sells Florida mansion for $5.7M
Realtors reckon it's a teardown that's lucky to make half that price
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Thousands go 'Facebook - free', for Lent
''Getting out and ignoring people will be more difficult'', says Starbucks regular.
written by Ella Davide, 19 February 2015
7 infected, 2 dead and scores vomiting their guts out after 'superbug' outbreak at LA hospital
Medics at Ronald Reagan Mammorial Hospital in LA blame Oscars-resistant viral crap that's poisoning Los Angeles residents
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Jihadi terror mastermind who used to be a secretary brings out movie sequel
Movie industry sources say it's a reworking of '9 to 5' with Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Shock for young Mom who sells breast milk online to 'bodybuilders'
Organic macrobiotic human breastmilk yoghurt factory making millions thanks to Sadie Bazooka's stonking 44DD lactation splurge
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Ex NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani says Obama doesn't 'love America'
Accuses of screwing over the American people just like he screwed over loads of women while a convict on the run
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Cop finds stunning $15,000 pearl in his seafood dinner
Now being sued by the restaurant owner who says all treasure trove foind on the premises belongs to him, sheeshhh.
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Semi-naked woman found alive inside cardboard box at landfill site
Landlord refuses to return the woman's clothing, claims she owes three months rent
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
The agony & the extasy as man buys $6 watch at Goodwill, resells it for $35K
...then gets stung for $40K bill by the taxman who refuses to believe $35K auction price story
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
'World's fastest hearse' that can get you to a funeral at 150mph on 24/7 standby
Rumors say it's been booked for the rest of 2015 by top foreign RIP-in-waiting Queen Elizardbirth
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
US, Turkey to arm and train simian rebels
Battle for Planet of the Apeshit goes viral, expect heavy losses
written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
Donald Trump Advertises for Brain
Donald Trump will pay $1 million dollars for a brain, it was announced today. "Look out world! If you think I was doing good before, wait until you see me with a brain!" shouted Trump to the mirror.
written by Al N., 19 February 2015
Ron Paul and Ru Paul to Star in Reality Show Together
"The Pauls" will be a reality show starring the perpetual presidential candidate and the cross-dressing model. Their first guests will be Paulie Shore and Paul Stanley, to be sponsored by Pall Malls.
written by Al N., 19 February 2015
UK Parliament Stunned By Allegations That Daily Telegraph Failed To Publish Negative Stories About Advertisers
'We failed in every attempt to stop them exposing our dishonest expense claims,' said a parliamentary spokesman. 'All we ever needed to do was advertise with them. We're gutted at our own stupidity.'
written by Swan Morrison, 19 February 2015
