Shape-up News: Kate Hudson shows off her rock-hard ass
Correction! Hold the front page! That last bit should read A-B-S!
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Someone can now manage your FarceBook account after you die
Brand new Hexoplasm App lets you leave instructions for stuff once you've snuffed it
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Joan Rivers' $28m 4-bed UES apartment overrun with vermin and ghosts
And that's just the legal team handling the probate plus a few of the wannabe heirs
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Kevin Costner runs a crap marathon in 'McFarland, USA'
Maybe subconsciously still being pursued by daft Brit fantasist Tessa Cunningham who's dined out on shagging Costner for the last 15 years
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Top NY judge announces sweeping grand jury reforms
All jurors submit to a polygraph about their online blogging plus blood tests to rule out mad cow disease
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Phew, good news at last: court rules local governments can't restrict where sex offenders live
Especially good news for the 3,000 or so suspected perverts in NYC's Meatpacking District
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Judge gives Gov Cuomo til Friday to set Staten Island erection date
Bound to be enough time for the Viagra to kick in, forchrissakes!
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Cop accidentally shoots squad room sergeant instead of wild dog
Ain't life a bitch, Sarge!
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Ethics probe demands more hard drive evidence from Silver about his income
Any sign of those illicit HSBC Swiss bank accoints, Shell?
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Hanoi Jane says she loves to skin up with some Colorado Bud
Especially when crossing thr Atlantic - kinda gives a whole new meaning to the Sky High Mile High Club
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Is this the answer to 'What Keeps The Bailiffs Out During Credit Crisis Times' ??
NY Toast headline, 'Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino's tanning salon shutters'.
Huh?
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Lindsay Lohan's community service hearing delayed
Judge incredulous at the actress' claims that she was serving out her sentence behind the bar of a Teetotalers Anonymous meeting
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Delay in Obama's immigration program leaves illegal aliens livid
Roswell's Area 51 Detention Camp now birsting at the seams as aliens demand the right to integrate with human 'sub-species'
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Beagle wins Best in Show at Westminster Doggiefest
Narrowly beats Samantha Cameron, this year's Prize Bitch (again!)
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Female IS jihadis endure 'brutal and abnormal' sex says report
Yeah, mostly initiated by syphilis-ridden rhinos and leprosy-toting gorillas but hey, that's Jihadi for ya!
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
US to arm Syrian rebels with high-tech gear for upcoming airstrikes
Mostly Oscar de la Renta Winter 2014/Spring 2015 catwalk stuff in camouflage latex and matching accessories
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
France tracking 1,000-strong terror sleeper cell called The Groundhogs
Convinced they're about to spring from hibernation, exposing hundreds of French government moles
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
ISIS harvests organs to fund terror starting with Iraqi ambassaodr's balls
Not sure who'd want such a transplant but whaddahell....
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Smuggler busted ferrying $150K of cocaine in Nutella jars
Judge said it was a pretty nutty idea to think he's get away with it
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
FBI susoects a booby-trap device as woman dies adjusting her bra holster
Should gave gone for a proper FF-Cup if trying to accommodate a Magnum
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Shades of George Dubya Bush's infamous 'pretzel moment?'
NY Toast says felony suspect accuses cops of a salt after punching himself in the face with a potato chip
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
Russian Leader voted sexiest man in Poll
Mr Putitin is the man most Euro Girls would like to seduce, in a choice between (1)him (2 )Les Dawson or (3) Richard The Third
written by Ella Davide, 18 February 2015
Pussy Riot releases Oscars Night video
Reworking of Rolling Stones' 19th Nervous Breakdown dedicated to US President Barack Obama on account of his hair having turned 100% grey
written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
State Dept Tweetnistas Will Force ISIS into Submission
Old Foggy Bottom revealed future assaults on ISIS will be led by the women of State, pommeling the woe-begone ISIS mauraders with tweets and urging them to "embrace the Liberal Life & tune into NPR."
written by Trinculoman, 18 February 2015
Sacre Bleu! Chelsea yobs in Paris show true colours!
Moronic, racist, Chelsea fans abused a black commuter on the metro, sung a racist song in his face and threw him off the train! They showed their true colours, not BLUE power more like white power!
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