Capricorns please note: lower gas prices will be no help to retail sales
Especially if your current shopping binges carry on unabated
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Tricky week predicted for all online shopping-mad Sagittarians:
FAA proposal threatens to ground Amazon's delivery drones, back to carrier pigeon by the weekend.
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Canny Colorado Springs Scorpios probably guessed right anyway
Others still in shock at news that former Herbalife distributors reject proposed $15M weed settlement
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
A salutary tale for all stressed-out Librans:
CEO of Starwood abruptly resigns as board pushes for growth, bunch of rabid Sagittarians in Accounts now hold all the power until the solar eclipse.
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Virgo, now's the time to rediscover your best moments from the 'SNL 40' anniversary special
Sorry if that advice kinda sucks.
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Patrick Schwarzenegger involved in LA car chase as Mars transit of Leo rages unabated
Steady on the has pedal, Paddy, next week's eclipses could really nettled the Zodiac's big cats
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Cancerians, your fellow soul mate Kylie Jenner has gone from cute kid to crazy lips
At least the poor cow doesn't have to sleep,with Kanye, heheh!
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Those crazy Geminis are at it again folks as Chelsea Handler goes topless at Mardi Gras
Putting the bounce back into the sign of thr Bouncing Twins
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Taureans the world over in mourning as Mexican soap opera actress Lorena Rojas dies aged just 44
And I won't forget to out roses on your grave!
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Typical Aries behavior as Wal--Mart driver appeals in bid to delay Morgan crash suit
Just hope he doesn't come up against a Virgo Judge next week
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Pisces: Gigi Hadid could be badass enough to rock gold teeth
Let that be a lesson ahead of next week's full moon.
written by queen mudder, 17 February 2015
Canterbury Down wiv' de youff Easter Campaign
Archbishop does 'street' Easter YouTube jam under Twitter Handle #Crozier_ @takemetoocherch/featuringJayCeeee
written by Ella Davide, 17 February 2015
Canterbury Down wiv' de youff Easter Campaign
Archbishop does 'street' Easter YouTube jam under Twitter Handle #Crozier_ @takemetoocherch/featuringJayCeeee
written by Ella Davide, 17 February 2015
Boots On The Ground
If Canadian terrorists invaded Washington State, would the United States ask Saudi Arabia to contribute boots on the ground?
written by K.C. Bell, 17 February 2015
Premier League to sell TV rights to Alien planets
bidding war breaks out between Xeronex Prime and Rigal 7
written by Patrick Parkinson, 17 February 2015
Italians racist? Never!
Arrigo Sacchi, Italian soccer coach has proved to the world what we knew already and dared not to mention, Italy are home to a bunch of racists and for further proof join the Lazio Roma hooligan club!
written by unknown
Emperor Proclaims No Violence Ever Committed By Islamists
Palace has issued Barack I's latest proclamation,stating that no violence could ever be committed by Islamists, cuz he knows they are dedicated to World peace,seeing it in a recent marijuana vision.
written by Trinculoman, 17 February 2015
Greece Confused
Greece wants to know who exactly it is being forced to pay its colossal debts to... and what exactly they will do to her if she tells them to naff off out of it.
written by Auntie Matter, 17 February 2015
