First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'
First Lady Michele Obama responded via Twitter to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's recent Skype address, stating that "she hasn't had 'too many Bushes'", by saying she has had way too many bushes.
written by Moose, 16 February 2015
Wives resorting to anti-racketeering law against rich husbands in court
And who says the guys don't deserve such treatment for acting like crummy mobsters during alimony talks?
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
NYPD bigwigs crack down on cops using radios to mock officials 'like Mayor de Blasio'
Guys, please stick to Twitter and FarceBook instead!
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Smackdown news: Albany legislators still partying like there's no tomorrow
US Attorney Preet Bharara's nabbing of Shelly Silver 'probably just a fluke' - so keep the good times rollin' and the campaign dollars will soon be flowin' heheh
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Queens Museum NYC wants to honor 'bank-robbing' professor
Says the guy's a fucking genius for teaching Barack Obama 'everything he knows'
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Bill calls for $200bn more a year to make wife's railroad journeys more pleasant
Says Hillary is worth every darn cent!
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Manhattan councilman wants Mayor de Blasio to combat illicit lapels
Latest craze for badly cut blazers bring NYC into disrepute
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Harvard Law School cancels tribute to lawyer who lied about anti-cop video
Decides to sponor him for Congress instead!
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
NYPD Cannibal Division reports that 'Real Housewife' LuAnn de Lesseps 'devours' young drunk
Correction! maybe that should read 'young hunk?'
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
George Takei's fans going nutty ahead of upcoming Broadway show
Sounds like he's just cracked the secret to pulling off 'The Boys From Brazil'
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Putin the world's richest man with stolen $200bn cash stash
What a pity Africanised killer termite ants have munched their way through his Vladivostok strongroom and shat out 90% of the digested banknotes
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Pope deplores pressures of 21st century living in World Youth Day rant
Sounds like altar boys are getting younger and younger these daze...
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Runaway trucker throws refrigerator at cops during highway chase
Charged with a salted battery as jars of soused herrings smash police car windscreens
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Eurotrash leaders reject Netanyahu call for mass Jewish immunization
No amount of jabs can ever immunize against congenital love of crappy Swiss pretzels
written by queen mudder, 16 February 2015
Martians kicking up dust on Mars (where else?)!
Cape Kennedy scientists observing massive clouds of dust on Mars have no clue why the planet is exploding, but secret reports from incarcerated inhabitants in Area 51 point to a Martian outburst?
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Nothing is Yours. All Over Red Rover.
GMO food corporation MONSANTO through a series of crop 'patents' has now claimed exclusive control of all the vegetation on the planet. Lawyers everywhere excited.
written by Auntie Matter, 16 February 2015
Terrorist attack Legoland!
A bunch of brain-damaged juveniles attacked Legoland in Denmark today and after throwing fireworks at Tower Bridge were escorted out, before being thrown out they yelled; Internet is God not Lego!
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