Rockin' Scarecrows
A new reality show will hit our TV screens this Easter 'I'm a scarecrow - get me out of here'. Several veteran Brit-Rockers have already signed up.
written by Nate John Won, 15 February 2015
Can't Sing, Won't Sing
Auditions have begun for a new TV show 'Can't Sing, Won't Sing'. Tone Deaf members of the public are invited to display their talents for singing off-key. The most discordant will win the main prize.
written by Nate John Won, 15 February 2015
Goodbye Lardy Tuesday
'Mardi Gras' is now an inappropriate term according to the Red Party. From now on, the Tuesday preceding Lent ('Fat Tuesday') will be known as 'Horizontally-Challenged Tuesday'.
written by Nate John Won, 15 February 2015
A Slice of Satellite Pizza
Scientists at the Houdrel Bank Observatory are planning a grand family event this Summer. It will feature games, stalls, and a giant pizza cooked upon the biggest satellite dish.
written by Nate John Won, 15 February 2015
NASA's space probes probably have a record for aliens
And it's likely to be David Bowie's vinyl single 'Is There Life On Mars?'
written by queen mudder, 15 February 2015
Pregnant Robyn Lawley skips Snorts Illustrated bash
Having a baby a great excuse to clean up one's act
written by queen mudder, 15 February 2015
$188M Powerball winner quit two jobs 'to scare her kids'
Yeah, that'll teach 'em
written by queen mudder, 15 February 2015
Bill Clinton's libido threatens to defrost Hillary...
I say, fat chance.
written by queen mudder, 15 February 2015
Secret tapes reveal JFK's complicity with cold whore and civil frights
First time I ever read that Marilyn was frigid, guys!
written by queen mudder, 15 February 2015
Ukrainian cease-fire seems to be holding except near strategic railway pub
Uh, correction! Make that 'hub'.
written by queen mudder, 15 February 2015
Man Spots 101 Dalmations
Furniture removal man Ken Wood thought he had spots before his eyes yesterday as white and black blurry blobs bounced past him for what seemed like ages.
'98,99,100,101,' I knew it was them said Ken.
written by Mr Goster, 15 February 2015
Escapologist Cheats Death Again
Legendary Belgian Escapologist Gitme Ootahear,54,has once again cheated death.Chained and left to drown in a big glass tank,he simply swam to the bottom,pulled the plug out.The water drained away.
written by Mr Goster, 15 February 2015
Juan Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
Legendary Spanish Film Producer Pedro Almodavar has announced he is filming a new all Spanish Production of his favourite,the classic film, to be called 'Juan Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.'
written by Mr Goster, 15 February 2015
Bruce Jenner Blames Auto Accident On Being a New Woman Driver
"Everybody complains about woman drivers. Now that I am one I understand" said a newly-female transgendered Bruce Jenner. "I was putting on lipstick and just didn't see the car ahead of me" she said.
written by Al N., 15 February 2015
Pope Qualifies "OK to Smack Child" Remark.
"It's OK to smack your child"; now says Pope Francis to the faithful..."but not with a clenched fist or blunt instrument."
written by Auntie Matter, 15 February 2015
True Brit, Bo Jo, is a damn Yank!
Mayor of London, staunch conservative, and true dark blue Brit, Bo Jo, is planning to become a Brit? Actually he is a Yank and we Brits really do not want him here!
written by unknown
