Jimmy Savile Inquiry Ends
Three years on, Lord Chief Justice Hiram Quagmire has ended Scotland Yard's inquiry into the Jimmy Savile paedophile case... because of "lack of evidence".
written by Auntie Matter, 13 February 2015
Movie industry rumormill says Harvey Weinstein thinks he's found the latest young adult shit
Correction! that should read, 'Young Adult Hit'
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
Retailers not bothered by controversial Snorts Illustrated front cover
Looks more like kids' sherbet than 100% Colombian cocaine going up those nostrils, airbrushing can do so much these daze
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
So someone can now manage your FarceBook account after you die
Uh, like your undertaker??
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
Over 500 stolen books by historic geniuses like Copernicus and Galileo to be returned
Librarians blame Paracelsus, Tycho Brache and Pliny the Elder for running up the hug3 late return fines
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
Criminal activity on Wall Street caused 2008 financial crisis says US Attorney for Manhattan
Everyone's gonna cheeer you big time, Preet Bharara, when you put the cuffs on those Bush/Cheney bastards behind all the scams
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
Monet, Monet, Monet, it's a rich man's world
Or so says celeb attorney suing NYC art dealer for Monet painting commissions
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
Dilemma time: Just where are the members of the Partridge Family now?
Last seen hanging out with the Grouses, having a Snipe at their neighbors the Woodcocks and generally heading for one helluva Pheasants Revolt
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
It's official, Americans eating a lot less cereal for breakfast
Probably still full after swallowing all those bodily fluids in pre-breakfast 'quickies'
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
Toni Garrn organizes a super-flea model market
Correction! make that a 'supermodel flea-market', phew!
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
92-year-old Norman Lear blames his longevity on humor site
Says reading www.theSpoof.com has taken 10 years off his biological cock. Uh, clock.
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
FBI chief James Comey says 'Everyone's a little bit fascist'
Speak for yourself, Jimmy, takes one to know one!
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
Pentagon approves hormone replacement therapy for Chelsea Manning
Bit still won't say exactly which whoremoans they might replace or if the guy will be allowed to keep his rotten turncoat balls
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
Ruth Bader Ginsburg not '100% sober' at State of the Union
But not exactly 100% drunk either, guys, just dropped off for 40 winks due to terminal boredom at Obummer's speech
written by queen mudder, 13 February 2015
English Sheepdog at Westminster Show has been using combover for years
Donald T. Rump, the sheepdog, is apparently going bald but has been fooling judges for the last few years with his hair stylings. Also, his neckties are quite handsome.
written by Moe Nightwalker, 13 February 2015
US is a drought stricken zone!
US scientists believing that the US could turn into one huge desert refuse to travel further north than Las Vegas; it rains too much there and those damn snow blizzards!
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