Hedge fund 'genius' John Burbank wins big betting against boil
Lucky hunch that zit would burst before bedtime saw his $50 stake soar at winning odds of 10/1
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Caroline Kennedy backs down over 92-year-old woman who sent her childish trolls
Just shows you're never too daft to take the blogosphere so seriously
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Latest developments about curious case of the priest, the hitman & the hidden Stradivarius |
Proctologists with high tech diving gear confident they can retrieve the instrument without ripping apart the guy's anus
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Thick allegation or ethics allegations?
Oregon's Governor Kitzhaber says he won't resign
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Commuter with weasels prompts California transit warning
No, wait! Hold the front page! I think that should read 'measels'
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Montana lawmaker says yoga pants should be illegal
New state legislature votes next week to bring back the Anti-Camel Toe Act of 1815
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Ex-Korean Air exec sentenced to 12 months jail after nut rage
Apparently kicked some guy in the testicles because the plane was late in taking off
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
IS jihadis claim interview with French terrorist's widow
And the name of the publication is?? Ouija Board News...
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Dems pick Philadelphia for 2016 convention in blow job to Mayor de Blasio
CORRECTION! That should read 'in a blow to de Blasio'...
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Amanda Knox engaged to NY gold bullion trader Larry Fort
Will be calling herself Amanda Fort Knox afterr the wedding
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
10 Chinese same-sex couples to wed in California after winning Fortune Cookie contest
Next week's celebrations herald the start of the Chinese Year of the Gay F***ing Rabbit
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Military tank crashes into elderly couple's herbaceous border
Neighbors describe it as a blatant army attempt to steal magnolias from the Blankenfeins' front drive
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2015
Brian Williams Will Host New Edition of "The Liar's Club"
Veteran news anchor has been signed to star in a new version of "The Liar's Club" to be aired by the Scamatology network, following a bidding war with the Halogen Network for the use of Mr. Williams.
written by Al N., 12 February 2015
Brian Williams Will Be Head Anchor at New Scamatology News Show
When asked if they were afraid that Mr.Williams might embellish the stories he reported, the Church replied that "whatever is true to him is his truth. So we're ok with whatever he wants to report."
written by Al N., 12 February 2015
Smoking in cars in England, forbidden!!
From October 2015 it is no longer allowed to smoke in cars! Sex in the backseat, blow-jobs in the front seat will also be banned, but the police promise to be lenient as long as they can watch!
written by unknown
Man ordering in Spanish at burrito place expecting free sour cream and guacamole
He's also asking every worker in the burrito assembly line how their day is going.
written by Moe Nightwalker, 12 February 2015
New Horoscope Widget Launched
A sample horoscope would be:
Sagittarius: 504 Gateway Timeout
written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 12 February 2015
Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory
Citizens in all 50 states should be forced by the Supreme Court to be gay-married, President Barack Obama told The Spoof.
written by Moose, 12 February 2015
