Give Us Back Our Gold !
Putin has told the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank to return the billions of dollars worth of gold it stole from Russia in 1917.
written by Auntie Matter, 11 February 2015
Louis van Gaal has long balls!
LVG has told the world he has long balls but only after 70 minutes, before that he prefers the short, sharp version whilst tea-bagging with the missus!
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cockroach found in curry!
Punters eating at a Manchester Indian found a cockroach in their curry and asked why? The owner said, "we have no bleach to put down the bogs and I'd rather have roaches without bad breath anyway!"
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Reagan's Dream Fulfilled,
Barack Obama calling himself "the Ronald Reagan of the Left" has decided to put an end to education in America. Every student over the age of seventeen is to be sent to university.
written by Auntie Matter, 11 February 2015
Driverless Car Trials Begin Across Britain
............so what's new, this has been in operation for years on the M25!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 February 2015
Over 300 Migrants Missing In Mediterranean.
............those Thomson late deals can be a real bitch!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 February 2015
Suspended NBC Anchor Brian Williams Will Now Have More Time to Tell All
Narrative necromancer Williams relishes off-network time to relate more about his daring life as BRAND-BRI.1st planned event:Tell All on E-TV! how he saved the White House from an errant drone attack.
written by Trinculoman, 11 February 2015
