J.K.Rowling to be Made a Saint
Pope Francis has announced that J.K.Rowling is to be canonized. This is a first time a saint has been made before they have even died. Editor for the Daily Telegraph said; "This comes as no surprise. We have fought hard for this."
written by Auntie Matter, 06 December 2015
Reindeer Becoming Elf-Radicalized
'Elf-radicalized' reindeer can be seen protesting at the North Pole and outside of major U.S. department stores, carrying signs and shouting: "DEATH TO THE GREAT SANTA!"
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 06 December 2015
