American Political Dictionary
Cuntrition: The state of a politician who has been caught cheating on his wife and appears before a press conference with his wife and family. Not to be confused with contrition.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 03 December 2015
New Orleans is so good hearted!
To cover up homeless junkies, alcoholics and losers, New Orleans is building new State Highway bridges as far away as possible from Le French Quarter so tourists can enjoy Le Mardi Gras in safety!
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American Political Dictionary
Active Shooter: a white wingnut and/or terrorist with an assault weapon exercising his Second Amendment rights.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 03 December 2015
