How much do I hate Christmas?
You think that the Grinch had a problem with Christmas? I hate it so much that I wish God, the night he knocked up the Virgin Mary, had used a condom.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 15 December 2015
Australian National News Headlines...Wednesday
Prince Andrew broke a finger nail while dining out in Sydney. Injury not thought to be life threatening.
written by Auntie Matter, 15 December 2015
Trump Shoots Valet, Gives Victim's Family a New Car
When he came at me with the keys in his hand I thought he had a gun, so I had to shoot him in self-defense! said Trump. BUT I have given his family a new Ford Fiesta and a free night in Trump Towers.
written by Al N., 15 December 2015
Church of Scientology to Take Back Honorary Doctor of Dianetics Degree Once Bestowed on Cosby
Cosby WILL be allowed to keep his Bachelor Degree in Ashtray Shouting.
written by Al N., 15 December 2015
The Term "It's Not Brain Surgery" Discarded Due to Ben Carson
Americans changed their opinions of the intelligence of brain surgeons after hearing many of the statements of Ben Carson. They now will say "It's not rocket science" exclusively.
written by Al N., 15 December 2015
Donald Trump Will Restart Apprentice TV Show So He Can Hire Mexicans and then Fire Them
He's also going to build a wall on the Mexican border with his own money and bill the government.
written by Al N., 15 December 2015
