Westboro Ass-Tits
The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
written by Xavier Fairbanks, 02 August 2015
Hair to Trump - "You're Fired!"
After deep reflection, Donald Trump's hair has decided to part ways with the candidate most commonly known for his inappropriate comments on immigrants. According to records, his hair is Latino.
written by Xavier Fairbanks, 02 August 2015
