"London Gatwick Obviously" Emphasises Oil Discovery Under Gatwick Airport
'A well near Gatwick airport could yield 158 million barrels of oil.' said a spokesman for "London Gatwick Obviously". 'Piping it directly to the planes would significantly reduce travel costs.'
written by Swan Morrison, 09 April 2015
Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'
President Obama called Dick Cheney the 'worst Vice President ever', after former Vice President Dick Cheney said that President Obama is the worst commander in chief the United States has ever had.
written by Moose, 09 April 2015
Bubba Clinton Says He'll Keep Low Profile in The Hillary Campaign
Bill declares he will take care of remote and back office intern position arrangements while Hillary keeps herself burka'ed in purda at the beck and call of Her Arab handlers. Bubba be pleased, y'all.
written by Trinculoman, 09 April 2015
