Scientists Discover Early Man Was Stupid and Ugly
We have long suspected the ugly part but became sure of the stupid part when we discovered an early skeleton with a harelip and carrying a Chia Pet.
written by Al N., 25 April 2015
Tom Cruise and John Travolta Quit Scamatology to Become Mormons
"Ya, like I was like totally blown away you know man by the magic tablets" said John Travolta, while Tom Cruise just grinned and said "Two words. Mormon Underwear."
written by Al N., 25 April 2015
Isle Of Wight To Become Psytrance "Ibiza" For 65 - 70s
It's goodbye Glen Miller and hello Psytrance, as the Isle of Wight shifts its target holiday age from 80 - 90 year olds down to 65 to 70 walking frame "Psytrancers" starting in 2016, says Promo Dept.
written by Auntie Jean, 25 April 2015
