President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron
President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron.
written by Moose, 22 April 2015
NYC Mayor de Blasio 'aims to reduce waist' by 3 million tons by 2030
Gets sympathy note from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie suggesting more modest goal of five inches off the hips before 2016
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Driver makes statement after car crashes through bank window in Manhattan
Says he was just returning their lousy wheels after bank's repo man sent confiscation order
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Topless? They'd be 'headless' in downtown Aleppo, Syria
Jihadis respond to 'Topless women posing with underage kids in Times Square' headlines in New York Toast
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Extremist thwarts own deadly attack after accidentally shhoting himself in the foot
Best news counter-terror cops have heard all week
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Hahaha, you is toast!
Sign seen on radioactive-themed drone found on Japanese PM's office roof
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Shipwreck's 170-year-old champagne tastes like 'wet bear' says oenophile
Not sure if that's 'grizzly', 'panda' or 'bi-polar', you need to be an expert in the field to be 100% sure in such matters
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Lousy customer service payback?
Woman sentenced for shooting at McDonald's that twice forgot to put bacon in her Fatburger
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
GOP presidential wannabe Marco Rubio reaches out to gay conservatives
At least that's his excuse for getting caught in a clinch with Tom Cruise!
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Bourbon theft ring networked at mothball games?
Correction! make that softball games!
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Sheepdog drives tractor on motorway!
A sheepdog was seen driving a tractor down the M74 and it's owner was also seen barking at his herd, they ignored him of course, the farmer not the dog!
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President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change
This morning, President Obama proposed utilizing the USA's military to build a dike around the lower 48 states, combating climate change.
written by Moose, 22 April 2015
